Tips & Tricks: A Bitch in the Kitchen Extra

After my last post, one of my friends (waves to the nice park ranger in Virginia) said he liked the tip about dipping the glass in sugar before flattening the cookies.  That got me thinking.  There are a bunch of nifty little kitchen tips and tricks that, when put all together, would not only make a fabulous blog post, but also simplify life in the kitchen.  So here we are.  Let’s see…

·         A melon baller is a great tool for coring apples and pears.

·         Plastic wrap is waaaaay easier to handle if you store it in the refrigerator.

·         You know how a lot of cake recipes call for you to grease & flour the pan?  That can be a bit of a pain in the butt, no doubt, not to mention messy.  But…if you mix 2 parts shortening with 1 part flour, you can lightly brush the mixture onto your pans with a pastry brush.  Store the mixture at room temperature in a resealable plastic container and you’ll have it when you need it.

·         The holidays are coming and that means refrigerator space will be at a premium.  If you’re planning on having a party, you may already be wondering – perhaps even dreading the thought of - where the hell to put all those cans & bottles of soda & beer.  Fill the basket of your washing machine with ice cubes and nestle the cans and bottles in there.  When your party is over and the ice has melted, drain the water by running the spin cycle.

·         If your bread recipe makes 2 loaves but you only have one loaf pan, put it in the center of a 9” X 13” baking dish and put your shaped loaves on either side of it to bake.  And if your recipe makes 3 loaves, just put the third in the loaf pan.

·         Brown sugar that has hardened is not only impossible to mix into a batter but measuring it properly can’t be done either.  If you want to bring it back to its original texture, put about a cup of it in a glass bowl, cover it with a small piece of wax paper and put a slice of bread on top of that.  Loosely cover the bowl with plastic wrap and nuke it for about 30 seconds or so.

·         You know that nice, silky look the frosting has on a professionally decorated cake?  If you blow-dry your cake after frosting it, it will melt just enough to get that smooth appearance.

·         When the need arises for transporting a frosted cake (without a cake carrier) most people will just stick toothpicks into the cake and put the plastic wrap on top of that.  And that’s great…except for when the points of the toothpicks poke through the plastic wrap and then the plastic wrap slides down and sticks to the frosting.  All of that mess can be avoided if you put a mini marshmallow on point of each toothpick.

·         Fresh mozzarella is too soft to slice neatly with a knife.  Your egg slicer will do the job faster & neater.  (Slice mushrooms & strawberries this way too!)

·         When decorating cookies, use a muffin tin to keep the decorations separate and organized.

·         Put your bowl and the whisk in the freezer for an hour or so before you’re ready to whip cream.  It whips up quickly and beautifully.

·         Speaking of whipped cream – soft peaks will bow over to the side when you lift the whisk or beaters.  Stiff peaks will cling to the beaters and hold their shape.  (The same applies to meringue.)

·         A damp sheet of paper towel under your cutting board will keep the cutting board in place.

·         The cap of your vanilla extract bottle is about a teaspoon.

·         Keep a bay leaf in your flour canister and you won’t need to worry about those icky meal worms.

·         If you put all the ingredients in your food processor bowl and put a sheet of plastic wrap on the work bowl before putting the lid on, you won’t need to wash the lid.

·         If you don’t have a gauge to tell you how much propane is left in the tank for your grill, pour a cup or so of boiling water down the side of the tank, then feel the metal.  The water will warm the empty part of the tank, leaving the part with propane cool to the touch.

·         Use thin pretzel sticks instead of toothpicks to skewer hors d’oeuvres for a party.  Tasty & environmentally friendly!

·         Travelling and need to bring your chef’s knife?  Slip it into a roll of paper towels.  The cardboard tube is wide enough to hold an 8” or 10” knife.

·         Want lasagna but don’t need enough for a small army?  Make single servings in mini-loaf pans.  Wrap, freeze & bake as needed. 

·         Alcohol hinders the formation of gluten, so next time you make a pie crust, instead of using ice water, add a couple of tablespoons of ice cold vodka (or rum or gin…).  Tender, flaky crust, every time!

·         Considering the price of vanilla beans, don’t throw the pods away after you scrape the seeds out.  Put the pod(s) in a container with a cup or 2 of sugar and let it sit for a couple of weeks.  The end result is your very own vanilla sugar that will enhance the flavor of anything you decide to bake with it!

Episode 12: The Semi-Homemade Bitch

Usually, I’m not keen on going the semi-homemade route.  I mean, if I’m gonna make it, I should make it, right?  But every now and then, even I don’t feel much like cooking.  I had a brownie mix in the house but since I now have a brownie recipe that I think will keep me from ever making a brownie out of a box again, I wasn’t quite sure what to do with it.  I’ve been on a bit of a cookie kick lately, so as queen of my kitchen, I decided cookies was the way to go.  And I’ve gotta say, it was a very good decision though I’m thinking next time, I may add some white chocolate chips…

Yummy Fudge Brownie Cookies

·         1 box fudge brownie mix

·         ¹/₃ cup oil

·         1 egg

·         2 tablespoons Bailey’s Irish Crème (water, Kahlua, Grand Marnier or a number of other liquids would do nicely)

Preheat oven to 375°.  Line a cookie sheet (or 2) with parchment paper.  Mix all ingredients in a large bowl.  It will seem a little dry, don’t be alarmed by that.  Roll dough into balls about 1 ½” in diameter and place 2” apart on cookie sheets.  Using the bottom of a drinking glass, flatten balls until about ¼” thick.  (Dipping the glass in sugar before flattening each cookie will prevent the dough from sticking.)  Bake for 7 minutes.  Let cool on cookie sheet for a couple of minutes before removing to a wire rack to cool completely.  Makes about 24 cookies.

Episode 11: Slimmed-Down Carrot Cake

Let's get something straight right off the bat…this has not become, nor shall it ever be, a diet blog. However, if I find a really good recipe that takes some of the guilt out of dessert, I feel it's my responsibility to share it. This, my friends, is one of those times. The only reason I actually tried the recipe in the first place is because I found it in an issue of Cook's Country. (I've told you - I swear by Cook's Illustrated & Cook's Country! I haven't gotten a bad recipe from them yet!) Obviously, to trim down the cake, some concessions had to be made – the nuts and raisins, for instance. And by replacing the butter in the frosting with marshmallow creme, you wind up with a thick, rich frosting, without adding extra fat. Their frosting recipe called for vanilla, but since I know from experience (from my glazed carrots recipe) that Southern Comfort goes quite nicely with carrots, I decided to use that instead of vanilla. So, here we go…a healthier version of carrot cake (about half the calories and one-third of the fat of a traditional one!!!) that still tastes just as naughty….

 

 

 

Cook's Country Slimmed-Down Carrot Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting

CAKE

• 2 ½ cups all-purpose flour
  
• 2 teaspoons baking powder
  
• 1 teaspoon baking soda
  
• 1 ½ teaspoons ground cinnamon
  
• ½ teaspoon ground nutmeg
  
• ¹/₈ teaspoon ground cloves
  
• ½ teaspoon salt
  
• 2 large eggs
  
• 1 (4-ounce) jar carrot baby food (yes, I said baby food. Make sure it's just carrots & water for ingredients)
  
• 1 cup dark brown sugar (packed)
  
• ½ cup vegetable oil
  
• 1 pound carrots, peeled & shredded (use the large holes of a box grater or food processor)
  

FROSTING

• 8 ounces Neufchâtel cream cheese, softened
  
• 1 cup marshmallow creme (Fluff or Kraft Jet-Puffed)
  
• 1 ½ teaspoons vanilla extract (or Southern Comfort!!)
  
• ¼ cup powdered sugar
  

Preheat the oven to 350° and adjust rack to the middle position. Lightly grease a 13" X 9" baking pan with cooking spray and line the bottom of the pan with a piece of parchment.

Whisk flour, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves & salt together in a large bowl. With electric mixer on medium speed, beat eggs, baby food & sugar until smooth and creamy, 1 to 2 minutes. With mixer still running, slowly add oil. Mix until thoroughly incorporated, about 1 minute. Reduce speed to low and add dry ingredients in 2 additions, scraping down sides of bowl as necessary. Mix until batter is nearly smooth. Fold in carrots.

Spread batter in prepared pan and bake until toothpick inserted in the center of the cake comes out with a few moist crumbs attached, about 24-28 minutes. Rotate pan halfway through cooking time. Cool in pan 10 minutes, then invert onto a wire rack and remove parchment paper. Re-invert cake and cool on rack right-side up until completely cool, about 2 hours.

With mixer on medium-high, beat together cream cheese, marshmallow creme and vanilla. Sift powdered sugar over the mixture and beat on low about 1 minute, until mixture is smooth. Frost cake when it's completely cool.

Serves 15

Just so you can see the numbers for yourself…

Traditional Carrot Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting (per serving) Calories 530; Fat 33g; Saturated Fat 8 g

Cook's Country Slimmed-Down Version (per serving) Calories 280; Fat 11g; Saturated Fat 3 g

Enjoy!!

 

Episode 10: The Bitch is Back

My apologies for the extra-long hiatus. I'll blame baseball season and just leave it at that. Besides, I don't usually go out of control with cooking in the summer. I'm not fond of the heat and quite frankly, I don't want to be chained to my stove when it's that hot out. (I suspect this would be quite different if my kitchen was air-conditioned …) Anyway, with that in mind, I decided we'd start Season 2 with an ice cream recipe I discovered this summer in a complimentary issue of Cook's Country. And it's not just any ice cream recipe…it's a 10 minute ice cream recipe!! Seriously!!! Ten minutes worth of work and the end result is a rich, creamy, velvety ice cream!

Now, I *do* have an ice cream maker. A lot of people do, I suppose. And sure, it's fun to use sometimes (made egg nog ice cream for Christmas a number of years ago…that was beyond yummy!) But there are problems with using ice cream makers, at least in my book. First of all, they use rock salt and the season when rock salt is around the house & the season when I want ice cream are several calendar pages apart. Secondly, most of ice cream recipes I've seen contain raw eggs or a cooked egg custard that you need to strain and cool then chill before using. (Side note: I've since learned that if you use pasteurized eggs in a recipe, it's ok to not cook them.) And the insert takes up waaaaay too much room in my freezer. None of this really matters, I suppose. I mean, it's delicious and takes 10 minutes of your time (not counting freeze time, of course.) That's excuse enough to try it, as far as I'm concerned

I did it their way the first time, then did my own thing after that. I'll give you both versions and you can decide which you want to do. Mine is pretty much theirs doubled, except I just use 1 full can of sweetened condensed milk. It's a little less than 1 cup but seriously, what am I supposed to do with just under ½ can of the stuff?? I also tried it with milk chocolate chips instead of chopped bittersweet chocolate…and one time with white chocolate chips (leave out the coffee/water for the white chocolate). I think any kind of chip would work fine…I want to try butterscotch and peanut butter eventually…just adjust the flavorings to go with whatever you decide to use. Just remember that you need that little bit of salt to balance all the sweet that's going on. And since coffee brings out the flavor of chocolate, make sure you use the coffee mixture regardless of whether you're using dark or milk chocolate. Vanilla is always good, but mint extract (and maybe some broken up candy canes!!), or some Grand Marnier or other liqueur would work really well too, I'm sure.

 

 

Magic Ice Cream – their way

• 1 teaspoon instant coffee or espresso powder
  
• 1 tablespoon hot water
  
• 4 ounces bittersweet chocolate, chopped fine
  
• ½ cup sweetened condensed milk
  
• ½ teaspoon vanilla extract
  
• Pinch of salt
  
• 1 ¼ cups heavy cream
  

Combine coffee (or espresso) powder in a small bowl. Let stand until coffee dissolves, about 5 minutes. Microwave sweetened condensed milk, chocolate & coffee mixture in a large bowl, stirring every 10-15 seconds, until chocolate is melted, about 1 minute. Stir in vanilla and salt. Let cool.

With electric mixer, on medium speed, whip cream to soft peaks (that's when the peaks hold their shape but the tips bow over when you lift the beaters.) Whisk one-third of whipped cream into the chocolate mixture, to loosen it up a little. Gently fold in remaining whipped cream, in 2 or 3 batches, until incorporated. Make sure you do it gently, so you don't lose all the air you've whipped into the cream. Freeze in an air tight container until firm, at least 6 hours.

Keeps up to 2 weeks. Makes 1 quart.

Make sure you holla back if you try it! Let me know what you think!

 

 

 

Episode 9: The Bitch in the Kitchen Meets the Mob

I'm a true crime junkie. I don't mind admitting it. It started when I was a little kid watching old gangster movies with my Dad and eventually led to a bookcase that holds dozens of true crime books. I slip quotes from The Godfather movies into everyday conversations. And yes…one of the cookbooks in my collection is "The Mafia Cookbook" by Joseph "Joe Dogs" Iannuzzi. Sure, he's technically a rat but I'll tell ya – rat or not, the dude's rockin' his kitchen, for sure.

I did a little reading on Joe Dogs - who apparently got his nickname because he was (is?) a big fan of going to the dog races – and from what I've found, this is the basic story…Joe was born in New York in 1931. His dad was a bookie and took him along on his weekly collections. Tom Mix, the cowboy star, was apparently one of his more prominent clients. He would give little Joey a silver dollar every visit. Mama Iannuzzi divorced Big Joe in 1945. Right around that time, little Joey got arrested for the first time. He eventually enlisted and served in the Korean War ("Korean Conflict" my eye…it was a war) as a decorated Marine. Got stabbed in the thigh by a bayonet and was honorably discharged. He became good friends with Tommy "T.A." Agro, a soldier for the Gambino crime family. By the early 70s, he was part of T.A's crew, eventually becoming his top enforcer. By the mid-70s, Joe Dogs was running South Florida for the Gambinos. Activities included extortion, robbery, rigging horse races, drug trafficking, labor racketeering & loan sharking. Through whatever course of events that transpired, Joe Dogs ended up owing T.A. a bunch of money and T.A., not appreciating that, nearly beat him to death with a baseball bat. And thus, a rat is born. Joe Dogs teamed up with a deep-cover FBI agent and by the time "Operation Home Run" was brought to a close, Joe Dogs had helped the Feds get more than a dozen mobsters, including Tommy Agro. He also appeared as a star witness at 5 major mob trials and entered Witness Protection. Like I said…he's technically a rat, but the dude has some great recipes. I used 2 of them for Sunday dinner and to keep with the Italian theme, I turned to Giada DeLaurentiis for dessert.

Couple of notes on this: The red pepper flakes & cayenne are my addition; Joe Dogs doesn't use them in these. And I gotta tell ya, I'm tired of trying to measure things that I don't normally measure…so from here on out, the rule is this…a "pinch" is my thumb & index finger. A "two-fingered pinch" is my thumb & two fingers, etc.

Joe Dogs' Shrimp Scampi – Gourmet Style

• 2 pounds shrimp – rinsed, shelled & deveined
  
• 1 stick butter
  
• 3 cloves garlic, crushed & minced
  
• 1 medium shallot, finely chopped
  
• ¼ cup heavy cream
  
• 2 tablespoons Italian flat-leaf parsley, chopped
  
• ¼ teaspoon black pepper (to taste)
  
• Two-fingered pinch red pepper flakes
  
• Two-fingered pinch cayenne
  

In a large saucepan, melt butter over low heat until bubbling. Don't let it brown. Add garlic, shallots & red pepper flakes and sauté until limber, about 3 minutes. Add shrimp & cook on both sides until pink all over, about 4 minutes. When shrimp are done, remove from the pan and set aside. Add cayenne, pepper & cream to pan and stir vigorously. Return shrimp to pan & toss to coat. Pour onto warm serving platter & sprinkle with parsley. Serve immediately with rice or noodles. Serves 6.

Joe Dogs' Spaghetti with Garlic & Olive Oil

• 4 quarts cold water
  
• 4 tablespoons salt (sounds like a lot, I know…but this is your ONLY shot to actually add flavor to the pasta)
  
• 1 pound spaghetti or linguine
  
• ½ cup plus 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, divided
  
• 6 cloves garlic, crushed & finely chopped
  
• 2 tablespoons heavy cream
  
• Two-fingered pinch red pepper flakes
  
• Freshly ground black pepper, to taste
  
• Freshly grated romano or parmesan, to taste
  

Cook pasta according to package directions until al dente. Drain & let stand in pot, adding ¼ cup olive oil & tossing to prevent pasta from sticking. In a large pan, add the rest of the olive oil, garlic & red pepper flakes and sauté until garlic is golden. Add cream & whisk well. Add pasta & black pepper to pan & toss until it's well coated with sauce. Place on warm platter, sprinkle with grated cheese & serve immediately. Serves 4-6.

Giada's Fig & Almond Tart

• 1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
  
• 3 tablespoons sugar, divided
  
• Zest of 1 lemon
  
• ¼ teaspoon fine sea salt
  
• 10 tablespoons unsalted butter, chilled & cut into ½-inch pieces
  
• 3 tablespoons ice water
  
• 3 ½ ounces almond paste, at room temperature, cut into ½-inch pieces
  
• 1/3 cup mascarpone cheese, at room temperature
  
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  
• 2 tablespoons honey
  
• 6 large or 12 small fresh figs, sliced, stems removed or 20 dried figs, reconstituted (simmer them in water for 5 minutes)
  
• ¼ cup apricot jam
  

Combine the flour, 2 tablespoons of the sugar, lemon zest & salt in the bowl of a food processor. Pulse until blended. Add the butter & pulse until the mixture resembles coarse meal. With the machine running, gradually add the water until moist clumps form. Turn the dough onto a work surface & form into a ball. Flatten into a disk & wrap in plastic wrap. Chill 1 hour.

In a clean food processor bowl, combine the remaining sugar, almond paste, mascarpone, vanilla & honey. Blend until smooth.

Position oven rack in center of oven & preheat oven to 400°F.

On a large sheet of parchment paper, roll out the dough into an 11-inch circle. Transfer to a large, heavy baking sheet. Spread the almond filling over the dough, leaving a 2-inch border. Arrange the figs on top of the almond filling. Spoon jam over figs. Fold the dough border over the filling to form an 8-inch round, pleating the crust loosely & pinching to seal any cracks in the dough.

Bake the tart until the crust is golden, about 40 minutes. Place the baking sheet on a rack to cool for 10 minutes, and then slide a metal spatula under the crust to free the tart from the parchment. Transfer to a platter & serve. Serves 6-8.

 

Episode 8: The Bitch in the Kitchen and the Rise of the Egg Whites

I'd never made a soufflé before. Quite frankly, I had always been a little intimidated by the idea. What if it fell? I could never serve a flat soufflé! But when the February issue of Bon Appétit arrived and it was filled with a bunch of chocolate recipes for Valentine's Day, including soufflés, I knew the time had come.

The idea behind soufflés is that stiffly beaten egg whites are folded into the base mixture. The soufflé rises when the air that's been whisked into the egg whites expands. For this reason, they're served right when they come out of the oven. If you wait, they'll deflate.

Your egg whites will whip better if you let them come up to room temperature first. It also isn't a bad idea to rub the inside of your bowl with a little bit of lemon juice or vinegar (just a little on a paper towel!) to make sure there isn't even the slightest smidge of grease on your bowl.

I don't have ramekins so I just used the coffee cups that came with my plate set. I think they're too small for a real cup of caffeine, anyway. The point is that you want something round so it rises evenly.

Bittersweet Cocoa Soufflés

• 1/3 cup plus 3 tablespoons sugar (plus extra for ramekins)
  
• 2 tablespoons flour
  
• Pinch of salt
  
• 2/3 cup plus 2 tablespoons whole milk
  
• ½ cup natural unsweetened cocoa powder
  
• 2 large egg yolks
  
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  
• 4 large egg whites
  
• 1/8 teaspoon cream of tartar
  
• 3 ounces bitter sweet chocolate, finely chopped (do not exceed 61% cacao)
  

Position oven rack in lower third of the oven and preheat oven to 375°F.

Butter eight ¾-cup ramekins or custard cups; dust with sugar, completely coating to top edge.

Mix cocoa powder, 2 tablespoons milk, egg yolks & vanilla. Mix until smooth. Set aside.

Whisk ½ cup sugar, flour and a pinch of salt in a small saucepan. Pour remaining 2/3 cup milk into measuring cup and whisk just enough of it into the saucepan to form a thick paste, and then gradually whisk the remaining milk in until smooth. Stir over medium-low heat until bubbles begin to form around the edges of the pan. Continue cooking, stirring constantly, until slightly thickened. While whisking the cocoa mixture non-stop, slowly add the milk mixture a little at a time. (This will slowly bring the egg yolks up to temperature. If you just add it too fast or without whisking, you'll scramble the eggs.)

Using an electric mixer, beat the egg whites & cream of tartar in a medium bowl until soft peaks form. Gradually beat in remaining 3 tablespoons of sugar and beat on high until stiff peaks form.

Stir ¼ of the egg whites into the chocolate mixture. Don't worry about being gentle yet. You're just out to lighten the chocolate mixture up enough so the rest of the egg whites can be folded in more gently. Add remaining egg whites & chopped chocolate and fold until whites are just blended into batter.

Divide batter among the ramekins and place on rimmed baking sheet. (If you want to make them a day ahead of time, cover & refrigerate them at this point.) Bake soufflés until puffed above the rim of ramekin, about 12 minutes (about 15 if chilled). A toothpick inserted in the center should come out with thick batter attached. Using spoon, form a small indentation in top of each soufflé; spoon dollop of whipped cream into indentations. Serve immediately.

Episode 7: The Kitchen Bitch Scratches Her Salsa Itch

Again. And someone else must be scratching theirs too, cuz it turns out salsa has surpassed ketchup as America's favorite condiment. Probably a good thing, considering all the sugar in ketchup. Anyway, I was reading a bit about salsa…

Chiles were first domesticated in Latin America between 5200 BC & 3400 BC. In 1494, a guy by the name of Dr. Diego Álvarez Chanca brought the first chiles to Spain. Not a whole lot is known about the good doctor…but we know this: Isabella & Ferdinand appointed him to tag along with a certain land-stealing slave trader on his second voyage to the New World in 1493. By 1807, the first bottled hot sauces, made with cayenne peppers, appeared in Massachusetts. In 1868, our good friend Mr. McIlhenny bottled his first 350 bottles of Tabasco sauce down in Louisiana. In 1947, David & Margaret Pace began manufacturing their Picante Sauce in Texas. By the 1980s, different salsas were popping up all over the country, from California to New England. In 1994, Pace (by now the number one salsa manufacturer) sells out to Campbell's Soup Company for an unbelievable $1.1 billion. And topping them, Pillsbury announced it was buying Pet Foods (those are the people that make Old El Paso brand) for $2.6 billion. Together, the two companies control just about half the market for Mexican sauces. And by 2000, more households buy salsa than ketchup.

Not doing a traditional salsa, really. (And in my head, I can hear my friend Javier grumbling – with love, of course - about gringos messing with the food of his heritage LOL) It's a corn salsa recipe I found awhile ago in a grocery store ad. It was great with some pork & Monterey Jack on tacos. It would be yummy with chicken or fish too.

• 1 ½ cups corn, lightly cooked (I used frozen corn, but grilled corn would be amazing to use in the summer!)
  
• 1 cup each: chopped tomatoes, orange bell pepper & red onion
  
• 2 tablespoons lime juice, plus the lime zest
  
• 1 – 1 ½ teaspoons honey (to taste)
  
• 1 teaspoon dried parsley **
  
• 12 drops green Tabasco (to taste, or 1 jalapeño, finely chopped)
  
• ½ teaspoon each: garlic powder, onion powder & red pepper flakes
  
• ¼ teaspoon each: ground cumin & cayenne
  
• Salt, to taste
  

Mix all ingredients in a medium bowl & stir well. Serves 4-6.

** The original recipe called for a tablespoon of fresh cilantro. Not a big fan of cilantro…tastes like what I imagine dirty dish water would taste like…so I used the parsley I had in my spice rack.

 

Episode 6: Giada’s Yummy Fried Smashed Potatoes

Well, my version of Giada's Fried Smashed Potatoes with Lemons. Her recipe makes twice as much. Mine only serves 2. Also, I didn't have lemon in the house, so I went with orange. Of course, I added bacon (3 strips, diced & fried til crisp) cuz I'm like that. And I added hot pepper flakes, cuz I'm like that too. Giada, being Giada, uses fresh herbs. I've got dried herbs from Penzey's in the house right now, so that's what I used. Conversion for fresh herbs to dried is to use one third the amount called for when using dried – so, switch the tablespoons to teaspoons. So, Giada's 2 tablespoons of fresh parsley became 2 teaspoons of dried parsley. I'll definitely make these again. And I may not bother switching to lemon.

 

• 1 pound baby or fingerling potatoes
  
• 3 tablespoons olive oil, plus extra if needed
  
• 2 cloves garlic, peeled & halved
  

Put the potatoes in a pot with enough cold water to cover by 2 inches, at least. Bring to a boil over medium heat and cook about 20 to 25 minutes, until the potatoes are tender. Drain and allow to dry for 5 minutes. Gently press the potatoes until lightly smashed. (Giada uses her palm; I used my stainless steel bench scraper.) In a large, non-stick skillet, heat the olive oil over medium-high heat. Add the garlic & cook until fragrant and lightly brown, about 1 minute. Remove the garlic & discard. In batches, add the potatoes and cook, without disturbing them, until golden brown, about 5 to 8 minutes. Gently turn the potatoes over, drizzle with olive oil, if necessary, and cook until golden brown on the other side, another 5 to 8 minutes.

In a small bowl, whisk together:

• 1 ½ tablespoons olive oil
  
• Zest of 1 orange
  
• 1 ½ tablespoons orange juice
  
• 2 teaspoons dried parsley
  
• 1 teaspoon dried thyme
  
• 1 teaspoon garlic powder
  
• ½ teaspoon hot pepper flakes
  
• ¼ teaspoon cayenne (optional)
  
• Salt & pepper to taste
  

Spoon the dressing over the potatoes (and bacon, if using) and toss gently until coated. Adjust salt & pepper, if necessary

Episode 5: The Adventure of the Pineapple Pig

First up, regarding the Moo Shu pork – it was tasty enough but I'm tweaking it before I post it so it'll be awhile. If you really want the recipe before that, just email me and let me know. I'll send you the original recipe, what I did and what I'd change. I am definitely looking forward to trying it again. Thinking it will totally rock with shrimp or beef too! Oh…and I'll also be finding a recipe for moo shu pancakes. There was something just a little too weird about eating Chinese food out of tortillas. Not bad in a pinch, I guess. I've never had them but I'm figuring this moo shu pancake thing must pretty much just be a Chinese crepe. How hard can that possibly be? Updates will follow as they become available.

Anyway…so here in the lovely state of New Hampshire, we are pretty much up to our butts in snow with plenty more on the way. Don't get me wrong – I'm good with that. This is New Hampshire & it's the middle of winter…it's SUPPOSED to snow. But it's been a long winter already & I'm definitely antsy for spring. I know spring will come. Eventually. I mean, it kind of has to, right? Until then, I'm responsible for creating my own private Margaritaville. And while I love finding it in the bottom of a glass like any good parrothead, sometimes it's fun to play culinary Jedi mind tricks on myself and toss the tropical flavors around. And when I ran across a recipe for pineapple-ginger glazed pork chops that I clipped from…I'll guess Family Circle…I knew I had to try it.

I changed it. Of course. They used 4 bone-in pork chops about 1" thick. I used boneless ones about the same size. And since the idea of sliced red peppers spending 3 hours getting mushy in the crock pot made me queasy, I decided to marinate the pork chops, broil them (since I don't have a grill) and then glaze them. What "they" call a glaze, by the way, I call BBQ sauce, but whatever. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. I also took it a step further and made a recipe for pineapple salsa that I had clipped…perhaps even from the same magazine. (The magazine served it with pork tacos, which I'm also going to try at some point.) And since it's my blog & I make the rules around here, the salsa counts as my side for the week. To be fair, there was a big enough pile of it on my plate to count as a side dish. LOL

The first thing I did was marinate the pork chops in:

• 1 cup pineapple juice
  
• ¼ cup low sodium soy sauce
  
• ¼ cup honey
  
• ¼ cup olive oil
  
• 1 teaspoon each: red pepper flakes, garlic powder, onion powder& ground ginger
  
• ½ teaspoon black pepper
  

I let the chops soak for about 24 hours. Flipped them once about halfway through. Ended up using the same kind of marinade a few days later for chicken and it rocked.

Meanwhile, I made my Pineapple-Mango Salsa…

• 2 cups pineapple chunks, diced
  
• 1 plum tomato, diced
  
• 1 mango, diced
  
• ½ cup red onion, diced
  
• 1 jalapeno, finely diced (remove the seeds & the ribs if you don't want the heat, keep 'em if you do)
  
• 2 cloves garlic, minced (I actually grate it now…way faster…unless you're Jacques Pépin LOL)
  
• Zest of 1 lime
  
• 2 tablespoons lime juice
  
• 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
  
• 2 teaspoons dried parsley
  
• 1 teaspoon honey
  
• ½ teaspoon kosher salt
  
• ¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes
  
• ¼ teaspoon black pepper
  

Mixed it all…tossed it in the fridge.

Like I said, this salsa recipe came from a recipe for pork tacos. They made the salsa with the pineapple, garlic, jalapeño and 2 plum tomatoes. I only had one plum tomato in the house so I went with that. I also decided it'd be way more tropical with a mango tossed in there. Next time, I'd throw…I don't know…maybe a kiwi and/or some pomegranate seeds or something in there to give it a little pop of color. For the salsa dressing, they mixed: ¼ cup lime juice, 1 teaspoon sugar, 1/8 teaspoon salt, 1/8 teaspoon pepper, 3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil, 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro. I think cilantro is a love it or hate it thing. Personally, I hate it…makes me think of what I imagine dirty dish water tastes like… so I went with the dried parsley I had in the house. They used 2 tablespoons of that mixture for the salsa and marinated the pork for their tacos in the rest.

So the next day I made the BBQ sauce:

• 1 tablespoon olive oil
  
• ½ teaspoon red pepper flakes (to taste. I kinda like the heat)
  
• ¾ cup pineapple juice (they used 1/3 cup crushed pineapple for their "glaze")
  
• 3 tablespoons ketchup
  
• 3 tablespoons low-sodium soy sauce
  
• 1 ½ tablespoons freshly grated ginger
  
• 4 teaspoons honey (they used 1 tablespoon light brown sugar)
  
• ½ teaspoon each garlic powder & onion powder
  
• ¼ teaspoon black pepper
  
• ¼ teaspoon kosher salt (to taste)
  
• 1/8 teaspoon cayenne (optional)
  

I warmed the olive oil up, tossed the red pepper flakes in for a few seconds to let them "bloom" and flavor the olive oil. Added the rest of the ingredients, mixed it well and simmered it until it reduced by half.

I broiled the pork chops for about 4 minutes, added some BBQ sauce and let it go about 3 more minutes to caramelize. Flipped it and did the same thing to the other side. Let it rest about 10 minutes before you eat. The cooking time is estimated. For years, we've been told to cook pork to death (170°F) because of trichinosis. Trichinae parasites are killed at 137°F. From what I've read on the Food Network's website, advances in pork production have virtually eliminated trichinosis in the US. The few cases that have been reported in recent years have been traced to privately raised pigs or wild game (bears!!). And don't forget, the meat will cook another 5-10 degrees while it's resting. I usually pull it out of the broiler when it reaches 155°F or so.

I gotta say…it was a great idea. 3 recipes…and all 3 are keepers. Love it when that happens!!

Wow…is this entry *finally* done?? I think it is! Hurray!!!

Episode 4: White Chocolate-Cranberry Cheesecake

Part of my Christmas gift from Michael was a recipe box from Philadelphia Cream Cheese. As anyone who really knows me probably suspects…yes, I blew right past the appetizers section and went straight for the cheesecake recipes. I decided to start with the White Chocolate-Cranberry because I've always loved the flavor combination. The recipe was quick & easy…no fuss, no muss, which I like sometimes. I think the crust could have been thicker. I mean, it's Oreos…can you really have too much?? Also, while I liked the flavors, I can't say I was jazzed about the raisin-like texture of the dried cranberries in a cheesecake.

Anyone who has seen my Facebook status at all this week is probably saying "She was bitching about not being able to focus on THIS blog entry?? Really??" But no, this isn't the one. That one is next. Just figured I'd get the fast & easy one out of the way.

 

White Chocolate-Cranberry Cheesecake

 

• 1 ¼ cups Oreo crumbs
  
• 4 tablespoons butter, melted
  
• 24 ounces cream cheese, softened
  
• ¾ cup sugar
  
• 3 eggs
  
• 4 ounces white chocolate, melted
  
• ½ cup dried cranberries
  
• 1 teaspoon orange zest
  

 

Preheat the oven to 350°F (325°F if using a dark nonstick pan). Mix the cookie crumbs & melted butter and press firmly into the bottom of a 9"-springform pan.

In a large bowl, beat the cream cheese & the sugar with an electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Add the eggs, one at a time. Mix until just blended after each addition. Stir in the white chocolate, cranberries & zest. Pour into crust.

Bake for 45-50 minutes or until center is almost set. Cool completely. Refrigerate at least 3 hours, preferably overnight.

Episode 3: Cookbooks & Chocolate Chip Pound Cake

So, I’ve been looking at the bookcase in my kitchen.  It’s the same bookcase that was in my bedroom when I was in junior high except now instead of the Little House books, Nancy Drew, Harriet the Spy, a bunch of Judy Blume books and a stack of “Tiger Beat” magazines, it’s filled with cookbooks.  And I mean that – filled.  There’s probably close to 130 or so if you include the booklets.

Some were a part of my kitchen before my kitchen was even mine. One I can’t even read because it’s not in English.  Some come from products – Eagle Brand, Kahlua, Lea & Perrins.  Some were compiled by historic sites, churches or towns to commemorate a bicentennial or other special occasion.  German food is represented.  So are Hungarian food, Italian food and Chinese food.  I have cookbooks from inns and cooking schools.  I can cook with Laura Ingalls Wilder, Nancy Drew, the Chippendales or the Mafia and even take a peek at how Ben & Jerry made my favorite (and now discontinued) flavor.  I even have a cookbook I won by throwing a tomahawk.

I have a book dedicated to pies, cobblers & crisps.  Books for fondues, cookies and green tomatoes.  I have 800 pages of Jacques Pépin teaching some primo kitchen techniques.  I have LaRousse Gastronomique – a glorious 1,300 page encyclopedia of gastronomy.  And if I really want to, in a matter of seconds, I can put my hands on a recipe for parsnip wine or even jellied moose nose.  (Yes…you read that right…jellied moose nose.)  And that’s not even counting all the recipes cards or the hundreds of recipes I have clipped from Family Circle, Women’s Day, Yankee & Bon Appetit.

So let me tell ya what I’m gonna do – every week I’m going to try 3 new recipes.  (Shhhh this week is only 2)  An entrée, a side and a dessert.  Keepers get a card and go into the recipe box.  Stinkers will be revealed and noted as such.  Of course, I’m not necessarily going to follow the recipes exactly.  I mean…this is me we’re talking about.  LOL  But fear not!  When I’m blogging about them, I’ll be sure to tell you what the recipe said and what I ended up doing if it was something different. 

First up – a recipe I clipped from a Family Circle, I believe.  It’s Chocolate Chip Pound Cake.  Now, I have no scale in my kitchen, so I have no idea what 3 ½ cups of flour weighs…or what 4 eggs plus 4 egg yolks weighs.  And I’m really not sure when pound cake stopped containing a pound of butter, exactly…maybe it was when the half gallons of ice cream lost that pint and became a quart and a half…I don’t know.  But I know this – this recipe is totally going into the recipe box cuz it’s a damn badass cake!    I made it as is and it’s fabulous!  And for a little extra indulgence, I had a slice with a schmear of cream cheese.  TO DIE FOR!!  I’m also thinking it’d be tasty with white chips and pistachios….

Chocolate Chip Pound Cake

• 3-½ cups all-purpose flour (plus more for dusting pans)
• ½ teaspoon salt
• 4 eggs
• 4 egg yolks
• 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
• 3 sticks unsalted butter, softened
• 2 cups sugar
• 12 ounces semi-sweet chocolate chips

Preheat oven to 325°.  Coat two 9 x 5 x 3 loaf pans with nonstick cooking spray.  Dust with flour; shake out excess & set pans aside.

Stir together flour & salt; set aside.  In small bowl, whisk together eggs, egg yolks & vanilla; set aside.

Cream butter & sugar together on medium-high speed until very light and fluffy, about 6 minutes.  Reduce speed to medium & gradually pour in the egg mixture.  Increase speed to medium-high and beat 3 minutes until light and fluffy.  Reduce speed to low and gradually add flour mixture.  Beat until just blended.  Stir in chocolate chips.

Divide batter between pans & smooth tops.  Bake at 325° for 1 hour & 12 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.  Cool in pans on wire rack for 30 minutes, then remove from pans and cool completely on rack.

Rock on!  Peace.  Out.